let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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