No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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