question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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