You're so nebulous sometimes
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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