She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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