Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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