i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
ugly people sure do ruin things
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You're like the curious george of whores
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
