this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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