So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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