your thong is hanging out like whoa
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Randomize
