found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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