also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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