Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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