I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize
