12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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