But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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