never play flip cup with pint glasses
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I am available for nakedness
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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