WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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