ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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