3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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