I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize