On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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