Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
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I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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