Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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