Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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