Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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