the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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