you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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