It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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