no. you can't hotbox the world.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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