Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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