I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I don't think brook has ever known best
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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