Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't make out with my wife yet
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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