Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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