Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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