I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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