what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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