If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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