loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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