FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm bleeding and have questions
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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