yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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