I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Pappa wants mamma naked
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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