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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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