so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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