so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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