is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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