I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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