I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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