I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Blood and glitter go together right?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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