Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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