Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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