just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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