your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Houston, we have a blender
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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